The Onion: Area Man Institutes T-Shirt Purchase Freeze
"Although I love and have always loved T-shirts, the time has come to  halt their acquisition," Ciszek said. "This includes T-shirts that  feature bands and movies I like, locations I have visited, sports teams I  support, causes I endorse, and phrases I find funny."
(Thanks, Will)

The Onion: Area Man Institutes T-Shirt Purchase Freeze

"Although I love and have always loved T-shirts, the time has come to halt their acquisition," Ciszek said. "This includes T-shirts that feature bands and movies I like, locations I have visited, sports teams I support, causes I endorse, and phrases I find funny."

(Thanks, Will)