"These are for repair, and these… for discarding."
"Wait a second… this white mess jacket is brand new!"
"I assumed it had got into your wardrobe by mistake, sir… or else that it had been placed there by your enemies."
"I’ll have you know that I bought this jacket in Cannes."
"And wore it, sir?"
"Every night. At the casino. Beautiful women used to try and catch my eye."
"Presumably they thought you were a waiter, sir."