Wait a second: all of the provinces of Candada have THEIR OWN TARTANS?
Why the heck do I live in America, then?
Oh, right, because of THE BICENTENNIAL TARTAN!  U-S-A!  U-S-A!  U-S-A!
(Above: Maple Leaf Tartan Bow Tie)
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Wait a second: all of the provinces of Candada have THEIR OWN TARTANS?

Why the heck do I live in America, then?

Oh, right, because of THE BICENTENNIAL TARTAN!  U-S-A!  U-S-A!  U-S-A!

(Above: Maple Leaf Tartan Bow Tie)

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