I know, I know. Derek just reblogged this picture.
I want to add one more defense of the guy on the left, relative to the guy on the right.
In direct contrast to the guy on the right, the guy on the left doesn’t look like he’s gripped by SERIOUS BALL DISTRESS.
The guy on the left is all, “Well, off to another fashion show.”
The guy on the right is all, “OH MY BALLS MY BALLS OOH OOH OW OW BALLS OH OW OOH.”