Which is more hilarious?

I like to look at the street style blog Urban Weeds, which is based in Portland. It’s nice to see some “street style” photos that are of actual people, shot on the actual street. And Portland’s a great town.

Right now, though, I’m trying to decide which of the two most recent posts is more hilariously self-parodic…

"When I get ready, I think: what would get the attention of a boy who rides fixies?"

- Emmy, barista

OR

"My style is lumberjack meets Steve McQueen"

- Josh, cinematographer