"I know what you are! You’re one of those fancy lads, aren’t you? Gosh what a sweet little outfit. Is it your little spring outfit? You couldn’t be cuter. You’re so adorable. Oooooohhhh my." - A Real American Hero
"Look at this face. What do you see?"
"Handsome Boy Modeling School gave me the confidence to be a model. If it wasn’t for them, I would still have sixty dollars."