Our pal Greg Behrendt is the only standup comedian we know with sartorially-themed tattoos. His great instrumental rock band The Reigning Monarchs plays music that sounds like the soundtrack to an awesome movie that doesn’t exist yet, and they’re raising money on IndieGoGo to make a new record and head out on tour in 2013. To celebrate the holiday, they posted this lovely holiday tune… “God Rest Ye Merry Sweatermen.” Seriously, these guys LOVE cardigans.

All I Want For Christmas: Greg Behrendt

In our continuing series All I Want For Christmas, we ask me we like what they’d like to get as a gift.

Greg Behrendt is a standup comedian with a tattoo that reads, “Dress Better.”  He can even work a sewing machine.  His hilarious new special now on DVD is “Greg Behrendt is That Guy From That Thing,” and his band, the Reigning Monarchs, have a new CD of instrumental first-wave-style ska.  So what does Greg want for Christmas?

“Currently obsessing on the Stauer Dastronic Watch. It’s half watch half dashboard and you can wear while putting your fist through a wall.  And comes with the guarantee that if you are not getting compliments in the first 30 days get a full refund!”

Stauer Dashtronic Watch, $99