Sartorial gold from David Malki! and Wondermark. Be sure to click through and read the alt-text.
(Thanks, Musa)

Sartorial gold from David Malki! and Wondermark. Be sure to click through and read the alt-text.

(Thanks, Musa)

I saw this on Put This On two years ago. It continues to be one of the funniest clips I’ve ever seen, so I figured it was time to dig it up again.

I’m embarrassed to admit that I own a motif tie - it’s navy and has pheasants on it. I wore it once with a brown tweed jacket, and then later realized I looked ridiculous, so I’ve never picked it up again. I’m sure it works for some men, but definitely not on an emaciated Asian like me.

“Compose your dress with humor. Slavish adherence to either fashion or company dress codes will earn you little respect. Punctuate your understated dress with some epigrammatic piece of self deprecating humor. You might try an extravagant piece of silk as a scarf, a waistcoat in buff linen or the jumper you have always craved in Hermes orange. So wear one. It’s better to mock yourself than have the world do it for you.” — Michael Alden, “What Young Men Can Do To Improve Their Dress

"No Fear" T-Shirts Based On Board Games

"Out of jail. Two hotels on St. James. NO FEAR.”

"Up by 9. One turn left. You’ve got the Q. NO FEAR.”

"Pawns can’t move backwards. NO FEAR.”

"Mr. Green. In the observatory. Probably with the lead pipe. NO FEAR.”

"There is a ladder ahead. But there is also a snake. NO FEAR.”

"Funny bone. NO FEAR.”

"Build a banana out of clay. NO FEAR.”

"I’ve never even heard of any of these TV shows—wasn’t Trivial Pursuit made in, like, 1955? NO FEAR.”

(taken from McSweeney’s)

Ways in which the Midwest Express In-Flight Catalog Describes Shirts That Won’t Wrinkle

Won’t wrinkle
Resists wrinkles
Wrinkle resistant
Heroically wrinkle resistant
Wrinkle defiant
A wonder of wrinkle-defying elegance
Wrinkle-free
Virtually wrinkle-free
Wrinkleproof
Virtually wrinkleproof
Guaranteed not to wrinkle
No wrinkles — guaranteed
Never needs ironing
Wrinkle shedding
Magically sheds wrinkles
Scorns wrinkles, shuns dry cleaning
Defies wrinkles and pickpockets
Passes the wrinkle test with flying colors
Sends wrinkles packing
Packs without wrinkling
Unpacks without a wrinkle
Go for days without a rumple
Say arrivederci to wrinkles
Say farewell to wrinkles, au revoir to ironing

(taken from McSweeney’s)

The Onion: Conde Nast Creates The New Yorker For Black People
Come for the headline, stay for the BEAUTIFUL closing joke.

The Onion: Conde Nast Creates The New Yorker For Black People

Come for the headline, stay for the BEAUTIFUL closing joke.

“THE RECENT ARRIVAL: For the woman who suddenly finds herself in a new place in life, this unlawful assembly of crepe and acid-washed denim puts a new spin on the old jumpsuit classic.” Fall Fashion Report From A Local Correction Facility by Henry Alford