“Suit looks great MJ! And hey… I’ve been thinking… you should grow a cool Hitler mustache thing!”
Apparently the NBA, in an effort to control rampant mid-1990sisms, has required coaches to wear collared shirts on the sidelines. The owner of the Orlando Magic has even gone so far as to have his coach, Stan Van Gundy, measured for some custom suits. Classy.
“Bouta go to the House of Representatives…got on hoop shorts a white tee n dunks…Lol boy am I dressed down”— Come on, Kevin Durant. You can do better.