“I don’t believe in those ‘five fingers’ shoes… the ones that look like gloves for your feet. They take all the beauty, grace and charm of black dress socks with shorts and then add an extra simian element. Sexy!” Claire Zulkey couldn’t be more correct.
Crocs Are Sentient Beings That Will Cling To Your Toes  With Their Tiny, Sweaty, Green Hands
I just got back from SxSW, and boy are my eyes tired (of looking at grown men wearing joke t-shirts).
A compilation of my nightmares, by Smith Magazine.
(thanks Edward!)

I just got back from SxSW, and boy are my eyes tired (of looking at grown men wearing joke t-shirts).

A compilation of my nightmares, by Smith Magazine.

(thanks Edward!)

We're headed to SXSW on Sunday, and now I'm all worried. 
After seeing this, I’m expecting to suffer through months of night terrors post-facto.  The skinny jeans on aging men at the music festival are starting to look pretty good.  Thanks a million for the nightmares, Haughey.

We're headed to SXSW on Sunday, and now I'm all worried. 

After seeing this, I’m expecting to suffer through months of night terrors post-facto.  The skinny jeans on aging men at the music festival are starting to look pretty good.  Thanks a million for the nightmares, Haughey.

"It takes a lot of looking to find a good-looking slack."
Wow.  “That magic combination of fashion and quality,” indeed.
(via Mark Frauenfelder)

"It takes a lot of looking to find a good-looking slack."

Wow.  “That magic combination of fashion and quality,” indeed.

(via Mark Frauenfelder)