May 20, 2010
“I don’t believe in those ‘five fingers’ shoes… the ones that look like gloves for your feet. They take all the beauty, grace and charm of black dress socks with shorts and then add an extra simian element. Sexy!” — Claire Zulkey couldn’t be more correct.
Posted in Wisdom Five-Fingers Shoes Night Terrors
March 30, 2010
Crocs Are Sentient Beings That Will Cling To Your Toes With Their Tiny, Sweaty, Green Hands

Crocs Are Sentient Beings That Will Cling To Your Toes With Their Tiny, Sweaty, Green Hands

Posted in Crocs Shoes Night Terrors
March 20, 2010
I just got back from SxSW, and boy are my eyes tired (of looking at grown men wearing joke t-shirts). A compilation of my nightmares, by Smith Magazine. (thanks Edward!)

I just got back from SxSW, and boy are my eyes tired (of looking at grown men wearing joke t-shirts).

A compilation of my nightmares, by Smith Magazine.

(thanks Edward!)

Posted in Night Terrors
March 12, 2010
We‘re headed to SXSW on Sunday, and now I’m all worried.  After seeing this, I’m expecting to suffer through months of night terrors post-facto.  The skinny jeans on aging men at the music festival are starting to look pretty good.  Thanks a million for the nightmares, Haughey.

We‘re headed to SXSW on Sunday, and now I’m all worried. 

After seeing this, I’m expecting to suffer through months of night terrors post-facto.  The skinny jeans on aging men at the music festival are starting to look pretty good.  Thanks a million for the nightmares, Haughey.

Posted in Night Terrors
December 30, 2009
“It takes a lot of looking to find a good-looking slack.” Wow.  “That magic combination of fashion and quality,” indeed. (via Mark Frauenfelder)

“It takes a lot of looking to find a good-looking slack.”

Wow.  “That magic combination of fashion and quality,” indeed.

(via Mark Frauenfelder)

Posted in Night Terrors 1970s Vintage Polyester