“(John Wanye) gave me advice, like: (…) “Never wear suede shoes, because one day, Michael, you’ll be taking a piss, and the guy next to you will recognize you, and he’ll turn toward you and say, ‘Michael Caine!’ and piss all over your shoes.” I couldn’t make this sh*t up.” — Michael Caine sharing advice he received from John Wayne (via Keikari)