A few readers have emailed us to point out that those of us in the U.S. of A have our own regional tartans.  Wikipedia has a nearly complete list.  Matt, an American living in Scotland, points out that the California tartan (above) is based on the family tartan of John Muir, the great conservationist.
I actively support be-tartaned clothing, especially if it bears your family’s tartan.  That said: unless you A) live in Scotland, B) were born in Scotland and have a lot to recommend you or C) have a family tartan and are actively participating in a Scotland-specific activity (Highland Games, Sons of Scotland meeting), you should NOT wear a kilt.
If you do, you’ll risk the same kind of wrath that my Irish stepmother occasionally unleashes upon Riverdance and St. Patrick’s Day revelers.  This type of wrath includes a lot of profanity.

A few readers have emailed us to point out that those of us in the U.S. of A have our own regional tartans.  Wikipedia has a nearly complete list.  Matt, an American living in Scotland, points out that the California tartan (above) is based on the family tartan of John Muir, the great conservationist.

I actively support be-tartaned clothing, especially if it bears your family’s tartan.  That said: unless you A) live in Scotland, B) were born in Scotland and have a lot to recommend you or C) have a family tartan and are actively participating in a Scotland-specific activity (Highland Games, Sons of Scotland meeting), you should NOT wear a kilt.

If you do, you’ll risk the same kind of wrath that my Irish stepmother occasionally unleashes upon Riverdance and St. Patrick’s Day revelers.  This type of wrath includes a lot of profanity.

Wait a second: all of the provinces of Candada have THEIR OWN TARTANS?
Why the heck do I live in America, then?
Oh, right, because of THE BICENTENNIAL TARTAN!  U-S-A!  U-S-A!  U-S-A!
(Above: Maple Leaf Tartan Bow Tie)
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Wait a second: all of the provinces of Candada have THEIR OWN TARTANS?

Why the heck do I live in America, then?

Oh, right, because of THE BICENTENNIAL TARTAN!  U-S-A!  U-S-A!  U-S-A!

(Above: Maple Leaf Tartan Bow Tie)

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