As you know, we here at Put This On are super-passionate about tips & tricks. If you can’t solve problems with a little hacking know-how, then they’re not worth having.

Luckily, our pals at The Onion have a new web series all about hacking your problems away! It’s called Troublehacker, and the first episode takes on a distinctly sartorial problem: what to do if you feet are always getting cut up by broken glass and stuff every time you go outside.

“Socks inside of shoes; it’s that simple.” Style Tips for Men, courtesy of The Onion
The Onion: Area Man Institutes T-Shirt Purchase Freeze
"Although I love and have always loved T-shirts, the time has come to  halt their acquisition," Ciszek said. "This includes T-shirts that  feature bands and movies I like, locations I have visited, sports teams I  support, causes I endorse, and phrases I find funny."
(Thanks, Will)

The Onion: Area Man Institutes T-Shirt Purchase Freeze

"Although I love and have always loved T-shirts, the time has come to halt their acquisition," Ciszek said. "This includes T-shirts that feature bands and movies I like, locations I have visited, sports teams I support, causes I endorse, and phrases I find funny."

(Thanks, Will)

The Onion: Report: NFL Players Look Weird in Suits
Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year
"I always hated when my mom made me wear shoes and pants in high  school," Norton said. "Now that I am in college I am free to wear  whatever I want, whenever I want. For the first time in my life, I don’t  feel so constricted."

Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year

"I always hated when my mom made me wear shoes and pants in high school," Norton said. "Now that I am in college I am free to wear whatever I want, whenever I want. For the first time in my life, I don’t feel so constricted."

The Onion: Conde Nast Creates The New Yorker For Black People
Come for the headline, stay for the BEAUTIFUL closing joke.

The Onion: Conde Nast Creates The New Yorker For Black People

Come for the headline, stay for the BEAUTIFUL closing joke.

Via the Onion
Breaking: Tim Duncan Announces Shoe Deal With Florsheim
I just bought two cashmere turtlenecks on eBay. One is gray, by Black Fleece. The other is cream, by Pringle (and old). I’m pretty sure I can wear them. Pretty sure.

I just bought two cashmere turtlenecks on eBay. One is gray, by Black Fleece. The other is cream, by Pringle (and old). I’m pretty sure I can wear them. Pretty sure.

The Onion Network News: “How To Thrust Your Fat Into A More Appealing Shape”