“Socks inside of shoes; it’s that simple.” Style Tips for Men, courtesy of The Onion
The Onion: Area Man Institutes T-Shirt Purchase Freeze
"Although I love and have always loved T-shirts, the time has come to  halt their acquisition," Ciszek said. "This includes T-shirts that  feature bands and movies I like, locations I have visited, sports teams I  support, causes I endorse, and phrases I find funny."
(Thanks, Will)

The Onion: Area Man Institutes T-Shirt Purchase Freeze

"Although I love and have always loved T-shirts, the time has come to halt their acquisition," Ciszek said. "This includes T-shirts that feature bands and movies I like, locations I have visited, sports teams I support, causes I endorse, and phrases I find funny."

(Thanks, Will)

The Onion: Report: NFL Players Look Weird in Suits
Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year
"I always hated when my mom made me wear shoes and pants in high  school," Norton said. "Now that I am in college I am free to wear  whatever I want, whenever I want. For the first time in my life, I don’t  feel so constricted."

Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year

"I always hated when my mom made me wear shoes and pants in high school," Norton said. "Now that I am in college I am free to wear whatever I want, whenever I want. For the first time in my life, I don’t feel so constricted."

The Onion: Conde Nast Creates The New Yorker For Black People
Come for the headline, stay for the BEAUTIFUL closing joke.

The Onion: Conde Nast Creates The New Yorker For Black People

Come for the headline, stay for the BEAUTIFUL closing joke.

Via the Onion
Breaking: Tim Duncan Announces Shoe Deal With Florsheim
I just bought two cashmere turtlenecks on eBay. One is gray, by Black Fleece. The other is cream, by Pringle (and old). I’m pretty sure I can wear them. Pretty sure.

I just bought two cashmere turtlenecks on eBay. One is gray, by Black Fleece. The other is cream, by Pringle (and old). I’m pretty sure I can wear them. Pretty sure.

The Onion Network News: “How To Thrust Your Fat Into A More Appealing Shape”

The T-Shirt Project
Joe Garden is an old friend of ours, and a brilliant comedy writer.  He’s been writing for The Onion since their Madison days, and created beloved characters like Jim Anchower.
That said, I don’t think even Joe’s mother would accuse him of being well-dressed.
In an attempt to address this issue (partially), Joe has started The T-Shirt Project.  He has a huge collection of t-shirts, and he’s decided to let The People decide which shirts he keeps, and which he sends to the Goodwill.  Our inclination would be to donate pretty much all of them, but we don’t get to decide.  That’s not how democracy works.  As we know, only a vote of the people can determine the truth.
So: check out the Tumblr and cast your votes!  A new shirt, every day!

The T-Shirt Project

Joe Garden is an old friend of ours, and a brilliant comedy writer.  He’s been writing for The Onion since their Madison days, and created beloved characters like Jim Anchower.

That said, I don’t think even Joe’s mother would accuse him of being well-dressed.

In an attempt to address this issue (partially), Joe has started The T-Shirt Project.  He has a huge collection of t-shirts, and he’s decided to let The People decide which shirts he keeps, and which he sends to the Goodwill.  Our inclination would be to donate pretty much all of them, but we don’t get to decide.  That’s not how democracy works.  As we know, only a vote of the people can determine the truth.

So: check out the Tumblr and cast your votes!  A new shirt, every day!