April 28, 2013
The Onion: Man Purchasing Pair of Red Pants Better Be Willing To Put Up Or Shut Up.

The Onion: Man Purchasing Pair of Red Pants Better Be Willing To Put Up Or Shut Up.

Posted in Pants The Onion
March 19, 2013
The Onion: Bizarre Assemblage Of Shapes Visible Through Area Man's Pockets
Posted in Denim The Onion
February 22, 2013
The Onion: Johnny Depp Now Completely Made of Scarves & Bracelets

The Onion: Johnny Depp Now Completely Made of Scarves & Bracelets

Posted in The Onion Johnny Depp
November 15, 2012

I can post this on Put This On because it is about a hat.

jessethorn:

The Onion’s Lake Dredge Appraisal - Suspicious Hat

“That’s a nice hat you’re wearing.”

GOOD LORD I LOVE LAKE DREDGE APPRAISAL.

Posted in Hats The Onion Lake Dredge Appraisal
October 10, 2012
The Onion: Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt

The Onion: Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt

Posted in The Onion
August 14, 2012

This week on The Onion’s “Lake Dredge Appraisal,” a pilfered briefcase!

Posted in Briefcases The Onion Comedy Lake Dredge Appraisal
July 18, 2012

As you know, we here at Put This On are super-passionate about tips & tricks. If you can’t solve problems with a little hacking know-how, then they’re not worth having.

Luckily, our pals at The Onion have a new web series all about hacking your problems away! It’s called Troublehacker, and the first episode takes on a distinctly sartorial problem: what to do if you feet are always getting cut up by broken glass and stuff every time you go outside.

Posted in The Onion Troublehacker Shoes
December 14, 2011
“Socks inside of shoes; it’s that simple.” — Style Tips for Men, courtesy of The Onion
Posted in The Onion Wisdom
December 8, 2011
The Onion: Area Man Institutes T-Shirt Purchase Freeze “Although I love and have always loved T-shirts, the time has come to halt their acquisition,” Ciszek said. “This includes T-shirts that feature bands and movies I like, locations I have visited, sports teams I support, causes I endorse, and phrases I find funny.” (Thanks, Will)

The Onion: Area Man Institutes T-Shirt Purchase Freeze

“Although I love and have always loved T-shirts, the time has come to halt their acquisition,” Ciszek said. “This includes T-shirts that feature bands and movies I like, locations I have visited, sports teams I support, causes I endorse, and phrases I find funny.”

(Thanks, Will)

Posted in The Onion T-Shirts
May 6, 2011
The Onion: Report: NFL Players Look Weird in Suits

The Onion: Report: NFL Players Look Weird in Suits

Posted in The Onion Suits