Need some fall fashion tips? The Onion is here to help.
A report released Thursday by the Brookings Institute confirmed that some shirts are good and other shirts are not good.
The research, conducted over a 10-year period, concluded that the average American has five to seven good shirts, and eight or more not-good shirts. Good shirts, the report confirmed, typically have collars on them.
I can post this on Put This On because it is about a hat.
The Onion’s Lake Dredge Appraisal - Suspicious Hat
“That’s a nice hat you’re wearing.”
GOOD LORD I LOVE LAKE DREDGE APPRAISAL.
The Onion: Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
This week on The Onion’s “Lake Dredge Appraisal,” a pilfered briefcase!
As you know, we here at Put This On are super-passionate about tips & tricks. If you can’t solve problems with a little hacking know-how, then they’re not worth having.
Luckily, our pals at The Onion have a new web series all about hacking your problems away! It’s called Troublehacker, and the first episode takes on a distinctly sartorial problem: what to do if you feet are always getting cut up by broken glass and stuff every time you go outside.
“Socks inside of shoes; it’s that simple.”— Style Tips for Men, courtesy of The Onion