What you know bout real menswear, doe?
This gentleman appears to have entered a contest, the challenge of which is to wear all of mens clothings at once.
Let this photograph serve as a warning to you: when you wear “creative black tie,” this is what you look like.
Whether you’re a terrible man working in the finance industry, or a terrible woman working in the fashion industry, the singles event Fashion Meets Finance is for you.
Fed up with fatties? Done with the destitute? They’ve covered all the bases. Whether you’re empty of mind, morals or humanity, there’s only one place to be this spring! After all, if you’ve got it, flaunt it!
(Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to take a nice, long Silkwood shower!)
“From the ‘The Fashion World is Shitting Us, Right?’ Files.” - Claire Zulkey
I think the only way to perfectly describe the way Pete Rose’s outfit above combines the spirit of the late 1980s with creepiness, loudness and general unsavoryness would be to call it “Pete Rose-y.”
What could be harder than the life of a woodsman? Why, it’s enough to make some of your collars fly clear out of your sportcoat!
Speaking of my conversation with the Wall Street Journal, here’s the whole interview on their sports blog. In it, I discuss college basketball coach outfits like the nightmare above, which I think Bob Huggins may have purchased from one of those “Two Suits! Two Shirts! Two Ties! Two Belts! Two Shoes! Two Hundred Dollars!” stores. (To be fair, it’s also possible he stole it from Willie Stargell.)
“Suit looks great MJ! And hey… I’ve been thinking… you should grow a cool Hitler mustache thing!”
Great work, Zappos stylist. Great, great work.