June 25, 2011
howtotalktogirlsatparties: What you know bout real menswear, doe? This gentleman appears to have entered a contest, the challenge of which is to wear all of mens clothings at once.

howtotalktogirlsatparties:

What you know bout real menswear, doe?

This gentleman appears to have entered a contest, the challenge of which is to wear all of mens clothings at once.

(Source: downeastandout)

Posted in Waking Nightmares Overalls Sock Garters
May 19, 2011
Let this photograph serve as a warning to you: when you wear “creative black tie,” this is what you look like.

Let this photograph serve as a warning to you: when you wear “creative black tie,” this is what you look like.

(via cooperfrederickson-deactivated2)

Posted in Black Tie Michael Jordan Waking Nightmares
May 8, 2011

Whether you’re a terrible man working in the finance industry, or a terrible woman working in the fashion industry, the singles event Fashion Meets Finance is for you.

Fed up with fatties? Done with the destitute? They’ve covered all the bases. Whether you’re empty of mind, morals or humanity, there’s only one place to be this spring! After all, if you’ve got it, flaunt it!

(Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to take a nice, long Silkwood shower!)

Posted in Fashion Waking Nightmares
April 21, 2011
“From the ‘The Fashion World is Shitting Us, Right?’ Files.” - Claire Zulkey

“From the ‘The Fashion World is Shitting Us, Right?’ Files.” - Claire Zulkey

Posted in Waking Nightmares Zulkey Fashion
April 6, 2011
I think the only way to perfectly describe the way Pete Rose’s outfit above combines the spirit of the late 1980s with creepiness, loudness and general unsavoryness would be to call it “Pete Rose-y.” (via Kempt)

I think the only way to perfectly describe the way Pete Rose’s outfit above combines the spirit of the late 1980s with creepiness, loudness and general unsavoryness would be to call it “Pete Rose-y.”

(via Kempt)

Posted in Waking Nightmares Baseball Pete Rose
March 28, 2011
What could be harder than the life of a woodsman? Why, it’s enough to make some of your collars fly clear out of your sportcoat!

What could be harder than the life of a woodsman? Why, it’s enough to make some of your collars fly clear out of your sportcoat!

Posted in Waking Nightmares
March 18, 2011
Speaking of my conversation with the Wall Street Journal, here’s the whole interview on their sports blog. In it, I discuss college basketball coach outfits like the nightmare above, which I think Bob Huggins may have purchased from one of those “Two Suits! Two Shirts! Two Ties! Two Belts! Two Shoes! Two Hundred Dollars!” stores. (To be fair, it’s also possible he stole it from Willie Stargell.)

Speaking of my conversation with the Wall Street Journal, here’s the whole interview on their sports blog. In it, I discuss college basketball coach outfits like the nightmare above, which I think Bob Huggins may have purchased from one of those “Two Suits! Two Shirts! Two Ties! Two Belts! Two Shoes! Two Hundred Dollars!” stores. (To be fair, it’s also possible he stole it from Willie Stargell.)

Posted in Basketball Press Suits The Wall Street Journal Waking Nightmares
March 12, 2011
“Suit looks great MJ! And hey… I’ve been thinking… you should grow a cool Hitler mustache thing!”

“Suit looks great MJ! And hey… I’ve been thinking… you should grow a cool Hitler mustache thing!”

Posted in Waking Nightmares Michael Jordan NBA Basketball
March 2, 2011
Great work, Zappos stylist. Great, great work. (Thanks, Paul)

Great work, Zappos stylist. Great, great work.

(Thanks, Paul)

Posted in Waking Nightmares Zappos Allen Edmonds
February 25, 2011
The history of the abominable flip-flop
Posted in Waking Nightmares Flip-Flops