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March 9, 2026

Hey, Put This On Shoppers, it’s your Shopkeeping Pisky Brynna. You and I both know that sunglasses can multiply your coolness up to 523%*. That’s just science. But did you know that the Put This On Shop is doing free shipping on eyewear this week?

We’re talking vintage aviators, discontinued Retrosuperfuture shades fresh out of the box, Ray-Bans (B&L and Luxxotica) – the whole nine yards.

Looking for a pair of tortoiseshell glasses? We’ve got ’em! What about some 1960s cat eye frames? Yep! Want a pair of delightful magnifier glasses from Telesight? We have that.

We have Army welder goggles, old-timey spectacles; you name it! Comb through our shop and we know you’ll find something special.

Shop this week and we’ll give you free shipping. Just use code SHADESPTO at checkout.

*Percentage may not account for compounding factors such as Putting A Hand In A Pocket, Leaning In A Nonchalant Manner, or Casually Eating A Handful Of A Bagged Snack Where A Bagged Snack Is Not Readily Procurable.