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October 24, 2017
Onion Articles I Can’t Help But Identify With, Part 137
From The Onion, Area Woman Lovingly Lint Rolling Cardigan As If Tending To Prized Stallion: DURHAM, CT—Gently stroking the delicate piece…
August 20, 2014
Man Wearing Low-Cut Swimsuit As Though Public Pool A Sun-Kissed Sardinian Cove
KANSAS CITY, MO—Clad in a pair of revealing, skintight swim trunks, local man Paul Withers strode past an array of…
May 20, 2014
Man Only Buys Products Made Right Here In The USA By Cheap Immigrant Labor
DANVILLE, KY—Saying that he doesn’t want any of “that crap made in foreign countries,” local man Doug Adelwright, 47, confirmed…
November 6, 2013
Need Some Fall Fashion Tips?
Need some fall fashion tips? The Onion is here to help. (Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
August 13, 2013
The Onion: Report: Some Shirts Good, Other Shirts Not Good
The Onion: Report: Some Shirts Good, Other Shirts Not Good A report released Thursday by the Brookings Institute confirmed that…
April 29, 2013
Man Purchasing Pair Of Red Pants Better Be Willing To Put Up Or Shut Up
The Onion: Man Purchasing Pair of Red Pants Better Be Willing To Put Up Or Shut Up.
March 19, 2013
The Onion: Bizarre Assemblage Of Shapes Visible Through Area Man’s Pockets
The Onion: Bizarre Assemblage Of Shapes Visible Through Area Man’s Pockets
February 22, 2013
The Onion: Johnny Depp Now Completely Made Of Scarves & Bracelets
The Onion: Johnny Depp Now Completely Made of Scarves & Bracelets
November 16, 2012
I Can Post This On Put This On Because It Is About A Hat
jessethorn: The Onion’s Lake Dredge Appraisal – Suspicious Hat “That’s a nice hat you’re wearing.” GOOD LORD I LOVE LAKE…
October 10, 2012
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
The Onion: Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
August 14, 2012
A Pilfered Briefcase
This week on The Onion’s “Lake Dredge Appraisal,” a pilfered briefcase! (Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
July 18, 2012
What To Do If You Feet Are Always Getting Cut Up By Broken Glass And Stuff Every Time You Go Outside
As you know, we here at Put This On are super-passionate about tips & tricks. If you can’t solve problems…
December 14, 2011
Socks Inside Of Shoes; It’s That Simple
Socks inside of shoes; it’s that simple. Style Tips for Men, courtesy of The Onion
December 9, 2011
The Onion: Area Man Institutes T-Shirt Purchase Freeze
The Onion: Area Man Institutes T-Shirt Purchase Freeze “Although I love and have always loved T-shirts, the time has come…
May 6, 2011
Report: NFL Players Look Weird In Suits
The Onion: Report: NFL Players Look Weird in Suits
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