Yahoo Answers: “I Am Going To Ride Kingda Ka. Should I Acquire A Gold Chain For My Pince-Nez?”

Greetings, Internet rabble. On the morrow, I am at long last to partake in that which I have dreamed of since the unholy two-thousand-aught-five birth of the glistening, serpentine beast known as King…

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